let your true self shine

First contact with the newest Mormon Missionaries: I am sitting on the side deck surrounded by chickens, cats, and dogs, reading The Amityville Horror, drinking beer from the Devil Dash glass in one hand in the other coffee from the "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" mug, & wearing my Ben Franklin "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" shirt.  

Well Hello Boys, Meet the real housewives of 10th West!