[Driving home in the dark]
Me: I am so tired.
Beach: I'm sorry.
Me: Hey, see that pizza delivery car? We could force it off the road and hijack the pizzas.
Beach: Mom?!?!
Me: Sorry, I am just really tired and hungry and I still have to feed chickens and cook dinner.
Beach: Are you hungry enough to be an ax murderer?
Me: No, I'm too tired to be an ax murderer...
Beach: But not too tired to be a hijacker?
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