little people big crazy

Home school conversations that leave you scratching your head:

Begins with "What is the firing squad?"  

Ends with "I would pick decapitation."

"I don't think that is an option but hopeful you won't be committing any capital offensives."  

"I don't plan to but just so I know what would be considered a capital offense?"

Begins with "I wonder which type of tectonic event causes the largest earthquakes" [great question!] 

Ends with "Can go on that one British page and cause earthquakes?  I love playing God."

Begins with "...in another 200 million years of continental drift the planet will look extremely different." 

Ends with "Then why are we learning this if it is just going to change again?!?!"

"200 million years is a long time."

"I can wait."

Begins with "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Ends with "Wait, I haven't finished growling." 

wth?!?!

Begins with "Mom, you want hot buns?"  

Ends with "Then call Dad."

(so not funny!)