Dr. Him: Try a serving of brown rice at lunch. See if that gives you less waves and cuts back the migraines.
Me: I find rice suspicious.
Dr. Him: Historically rice has been a peaceful grain.
Me: Ergot's.
Dr. Him: You are afraid of getting ergot's poisoning?
Me: No, I was just dispelling the myth that rice is benign.
Dr. Him: Ergot's aside, what then is your personal issue with rice?
Me: Rice looks like worms and it freaks me out.
Dr. Him: What is that from Poltergeist?
Me: Young Sherlock Holmes, Ghost Ship, Lost Boys,...it's not just me.
Dr. Him: Okay let me check something for you. Right, it says if you are in a B horror film do not go upstairs, open that one door at the end of the hall, go in the basement, climb a ladder to the attic, shower or otherwise disrobe, swim out to a floating platform, have sex with a camp counselor, or eat rice. If however you are living in reality it is okay to do all of activities listed above.
Dr. Him: For clarification you should focus on the eating rice part of that statement.
Dr. Him: For further clarification I not advocating ladder climbing or inappropriate sexual relations.
Dr. Him: Nor am I asking you do to disrobe. Hello?
Dr. Him: Why are you not typing back? You're laughing at me aren't you? I'm going to go now...
Living life on a little farm in the middle of the quaint hood west of SLC & let’s see what happens….
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