Monday, November 18, 2013

what were we talking about? oh-yeah, mid afternoon blood sugar dives....

Dr. Him:  Try a serving of brown rice at lunch. See if that gives you less waves and cuts back the migraines.

Me: I find rice suspicious.

Dr. Him: Historically rice has been a peaceful grain.

Me: Ergot's.

Dr. Him: You are afraid of getting ergot's poisoning? 

Me: No, I was just dispelling the myth that rice is benign. 

Dr. Him: Ergot's aside, what then is your personal issue with rice?

Me: Rice looks like worms and it freaks me out.

Dr. Him:  What is that from Poltergeist? 

Me: Young Sherlock Holmes, Ghost Ship, Lost Boys,...it's not just me.

Dr. Him:  Okay let me check something for you.  Right, it says if you are in a B horror film do not go upstairs, open that one door at the end of the hall, go in the basement, climb a ladder to the attic, shower or otherwise disrobe, swim out to a floating platform, have sex with a camp counselor, or eat rice.  If however you are living in reality it is okay to do all of activities listed above.  

Dr. Him: For clarification you should focus on the eating rice part of that statement.

Dr. Him: For further clarification I not advocating ladder climbing or inappropriate sexual relations. 

Dr. Him: Nor am I asking you do to disrobe.  Hello? 

Dr. Him: Why are you not typing back? You're laughing at me aren't you? I'm going to go now...



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