yep.

My Doc asked me to keep track of what I ate on a particular day. 

So I did and this is what I sent him:

(AM)
C
O
F
F
E
E
(PM)
An apple and a slice of cheese
Welch's fruit snacks
Pretzels 
B
E
E
R

This is what he sent back:

Let me begin with some positive feedback by saying how refreshing it is to have a patient not be misleading about their diet. In conclusions to the positive aspects you are not a liar.

However you may want to rethink trying to live on the diet of an alcoholic toddler. Please try again and this time give me something we can both work with.