old roosters

Old roosters never die they just fade away...into the shed where they get their foot stuck in a loop of string, slip and fall off a large bag of feed, and lay there sprawled hanging upside down until you find & free them. (I've fallen & I can't get up!) 

Then they fade into the garage where they accidentally get locked in spending two days in isolation until once again you find and free them.

Then they fade into the yard where they get stuck in the bird netting over the grapes, get stuck in a chain link fence, and in the wheel of a bike (don't ask).

Stupid old roosters.